Czteromiesięczny skrzat rozrabia przed świętami

Ojciec szóstki dzieci Alan Lawrence nawiązując do tradycji Bożego Narodzenia przebrał swojego czteromiesięcznego syna w elfa. Ten niepowtarzalny strój uszyła jego żona.

We woke up this morning to find an elf in our family room. Our neighbors seem to think he is part of the "Elf On The Shelf" program but we are still not sure. He doesn't talk, just sits around watching us and eats all of our food. I'm just glad he's wearing a diaper. If anything changes I will let you know. #rocktheelf #elfontheshelf

A photo posted by Alan Lawrence (@thatdadblog) on Dec 6, 2015 at 11:54am PST

So the elf is still hanging around. I made pancakes this morning but we had to eat them without syrup because he wouldn't let us touch it - just sat on our bananas and watched us eat. Hoping to get more answers today about how long he plans on staying. #rocktheelf #elfontheshelf

A photo posted by Alan Lawrence (@thatdadblog) on Dec 7, 2015 at 9:30am PST

Okay this elf needs to go back to the Candy Cane forest or wherever he came from. Today was the second day Wil misses his nap because this elf woke him up to tell him Narwhal jokes. #rocktheelf #elfontheshelf #wilcanfly

A photo posted by Alan Lawrence (@thatdadblog) on Dec 8, 2015 at 7:09pm PST

"I could totally let you drive Santa's sleigh, I do it all of the time." Our elf is such a womanizer. #rocktheelf #elfontheshelf

A photo posted by Alan Lawrence (@thatdadblog) on Dec 9, 2015 at 7:40pm PST

Tonight was the first night the elf ate dinner with us. He never broke eye contact with me the entire dinner. I asked him repeatedly to get off the table but he would just throw noodles at me. #rocktheelf #elfontheshelf

A photo posted by Alan Lawrence (@thatdadblog) on Dec 10, 2015 at 9:29pm PST

Third time telling this elf not to put cookies in the VCR! He is fascinated with jamming them in there. #rocktheelf #elfontheshelf

A photo posted by Alan Lawrence (@thatdadblog) on Dec 11, 2015 at 5:08pm PST

The elf has been a huge help wrapping gifts this week, but I was not as grateful when I stumbled to the bathroom in the middle of the night and found this present. #rocktheelf #elfontheshelf

A photo posted by Alan Lawrence (@thatdadblog) on Dec 12, 2015 at 9:09pm PST

Flipped on the lights and caught him red handed. Somebody needs to start earning his keep around here. #rocktheelf #elfontheshelf

A photo posted by Alan Lawrence (@thatdadblog) on Dec 13, 2015 at 8:42pm PST

So I ended up taking all of the syrup and candy canes out of our house hoping this elf would leave but it only made things worse. He deliberately let me read his report to the big man tonight as a scare tactic. "Dear Santa, They have not been feeding me enough sugar." I think he is serious about sending it. #rocktheelf #elfontheshelf

A photo posted by Alan Lawrence (@thatdadblog) on Dec 14, 2015 at 10:18pm PST

Tonight we left the elf all alone in the house for the first time. It was very nerve racking for me. I was so happy to pull in the driveway and not see my house on fire. The elf wouldn't stop bragging about beating Godzilla at every game we own. #rocktheelf #elfontheshelf

A photo posted by Alan Lawrence (@thatdadblog) on Dec 15, 2015 at 10:35pm PST

This time the elf has gone too far. Tonight he waited until I had my eyes closed washing my face in the shower, then snuck up and started singing "Joy to the World" at the top of his lungs. #rocktheelf #elfontheshelf

A photo posted by Alan Lawrence (@thatdadblog) on Dec 16, 2015 at 9:09pm PST

Every morning the elf insists on throwing marshmallows at me while I eat my sugarless cereal. I don't like marshmallows in my cereal, I'm not four years old! #rocktheelf #elfontheshelf

A photo posted by Alan Lawrence (@thatdadblog) on Dec 17, 2015 at 10:20pm PST

The elf told me that he needed to borrow my phone to make an emergency call to Santa. When I got my phone back I noticed there were no outgoing calls but my camera roll was loaded with selfies (which he referred to as "elfies"). #rocktheelf #elfontheshelf #elfies

A photo posted by Alan Lawrence (@thatdadblog) on Dec 19, 2015 at 12:02am PST

Hey guys, Alan doesn't know it yet but I totally crashed his blog today. Some of my elfies went viral in the North Pole today and the traffic was too much for his pathetic blog. It's been down most of the day, but one of my buddies who lives near Gingerbread Mountain got it running again. If he found out I crashed it I think it would make that blood vein in his forehead head swell up again so let's keep it our little secret. Now head over to his blog, read about his cool kids and click on all of the ads five or six times so he doesn't know it was down all day. #rocktheelf #elfontheshelf #elfies

A photo posted by Alan Lawrence (@thatdadblog) on Dec 19, 2015 at 7:09pm PST

I think the elf is taking the phrase "he sees you when you're sleeping" a little too seriously. The kids don't mind him at night but I refuse to have an elf watch me sleep. #rocktheelf #elfontheshelf

A photo posted by Alan Lawrence (@thatdadblog) on Dec 20, 2015 at 4:52pm PST